Remember the Bionic Woman and the Six Million Dollar Man? I often think about being able to replace my non-working body parts as easily as they did. And it sure would be great to be able to replace them with better performance parts.

I’d get new joints for most of my body, new muscles for the ones that hurt from Fibromyalgia, and new tear ducts and salivary glands that actually work. I’d even see if I could get a re-made neuromuscular junction so that I’d no longer have Myasthenia Gravis.

I’m sure there would be a lot of upkeep with these new parts, but it wouldn’t hurt to fix them. Plus there’d be spare ones if there was a big problem. Ah, the joys of imagination.